My latest email to Logan's teacher

How many teacher's get these kinds of messages?

I have lost Logan's math book. After school, I grabbed his math book to take upstairs and do with him while I watched the babies in the playroom. During our trip up, I had one baby bite another and one diaper blowout and somewhere in there I laid down the book and I guess one of the others took off with it. Logan and I have searched top to bottom our upstairs. I briefly read the work before going up so we're going to do our best from what I read on the activities. I apologize and hopefully it will turn up before next activity.

So, if Logan ever says "My brother (or sister) ate, (hid, crumbled, etc) my homework" he's probably telling the truth.